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If I've added you as a friend for no reason, don't be alarmed - it might be because I'm actually interested in the filling which stuffs your life and the personalities who people it. Yeah, really. Your life actually interests me. Cheap entertainment, enough said. I want to know who you're boyfriend is, why he's dumped you, when you have to take your car to get fixed - all that unnecessary shit you'd think no one cares to hear about. Oh, and I love it when you're feeling vain and post ten different shots of you with your emo glasses or your porn-star hair on a noisy little webcam where you're looking at yourself the entire time. I don't post much myself; I'd rather not have the internet knowing who I'm fucking or how my sister is dying or what I really think about exactly how much arsenic I should put in some people's meals. Can you fucking believe it? I own a livejournal not dedicated to vanity; what the fuck! I do comment from time to time, so i can satisfy people's urges to show everyone how cool they are by the amount of comments they receive. Other than that you wouldn't even know I exist by any means other than that mysterious h-word on your friends list.

If you add me back, that's fucking super. If you're one of those elitist bitches who like to have more on the Friends Of list than the Friends, that's fucking super too, you elitist bitch.


Oh yeah, if you live in the LA-area and see me around, slap me or something becuase I'll know it's you. Voyeurism does that. If you're into clubbing you might see me at Bang!, Perversion, or Beat It because I'm there fairly regularly. But that's all; you can stop pretending you care about what I have to say now.

(Thanks Jae. xo)